why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
This is my gift to your gina
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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