bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
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Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
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Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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