every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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