You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
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explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
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It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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