i think my mom watched the whole time
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
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My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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