You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
soo... how was my night?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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