You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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