I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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