You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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