don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
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I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
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Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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