It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Sober January is a disaster.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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