At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
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you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
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He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.