There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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