Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
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Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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