nut hugger
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
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Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
My bed smells like the plague
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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