Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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