4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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