He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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