Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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