dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
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Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
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I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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