you guys were way drunker than both of me
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
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Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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