PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
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I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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