okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Congratulations! We have a period
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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