So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
The adults are the big ones right?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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