D3 body, D1 cock
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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