Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
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I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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