going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
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Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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