Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
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I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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