im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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