Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
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I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Randomize