So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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