my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
We got so high we made milksteak
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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