Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
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My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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