chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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