shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
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He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
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turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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