this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
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So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
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They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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