White coat. Heels.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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