I cockslap morals
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
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