i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
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THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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