i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
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he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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