Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
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