it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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