It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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