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i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
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dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
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Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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