i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Randomize
