we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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