did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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