Where did you get a picture of my penis
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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