That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Randomize
