I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
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i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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