i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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