so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
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Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
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Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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