I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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