Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
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Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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