I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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