Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
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I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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